In brilliant stroke of marketing strategy designed both to draw on popular sentiment and fulfill his brothers' desire to get all rapey, Sigma Chi's social chair rolled out the frat's official slogan for Ohio State's 2012 Homecoming weekend:

"Are you kidding me? Up a couple sets in the semis of the French — this is not the time to start thinking about choking," stammered guest color commentator David Carradine.

Nice to see that Kenny Cooper is still at the top of his game.

Painfully predictable DUAN

Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes, mosquitoes, mosquitoes. I really dislike summer ales, but I fucking hate mosquitoes.

"Congratulations, Tommy. Pulling out that early is infinitely better than the alternative."

Somebody hands me the strongest vodka-cran ever poured.

Improper use of the English language is an endematic problem among OSU grads, evidently.

+1... EgADS!

Which reminds me: what's black and white, and red all over?

Mega Meta DUAN

Being an officially designated taster may look like its all rainbows and butterflies to the uninitiated, but lemme tell ya, taeniasis is only funny 'til it happens to you.

Chris. Berman.

3. Those who acknowledge they do not know how to grill nor BBQ and instead focus on keeping the cooler stocked with (and drinking) cold beer.

My discomfort in watching T-Mobile girl in that commercial is only trumped by my hatred for hipster rapper. Its embarrassing how angry that commercial makes me.

Bob Bradley demands to know why Joshua Bornstein has been omitted from this conversation.

+1 Brusus Blackeye

I can't disagree with you about Lesnar not not being a legitimate force since I, for one, was always a little afraid of him even while thousands of miles away just watching him on TV. However, I think Luke's point was that if you compare what Lesnar brought to the UFC versus what he actually accomplished in the…