"I'll need more hands to count the Dolphins' fanbase in no time at this pace!"

It adds a steaming pile of awesomeness directly on the keeper's face.

H/T

Fantastic summary... your HJ is in the mail.

Do your friends recall which subway and/or ditch they ended up on/in, and on a scale of (1-10) how comfortable they each were?

For those of us scoring at home, that was one double-play for every $100 million by Fat Albert.

Unworldly American DUAN:

THIS MAN IS GUILTY of wearing pleated khakis.

I'm heading "over there" to catch Tottenham-Stoke in a couple weeks (as well as Ajax and Bayern games). Should be fun.

On the plus side, I haven't heard anything from Rob Thomas since the 2005 NBA Playoffs. Could (fortuitous) lightning strike twice?

Dear Knicks fans,

2:5 odds it was Martin O'Neill, according to 188Bet

So what you are saying, officer, is that sometimes "no" really does mean "yes"?

Damn, the new Deadspin is still treating me like a red-headed stepchild. Hopefully this link will work better:

I'm usually too high to notice/appreciate the sound quality.

This fight was either filmed for or at least appeared in a movie ("No animals were harmed during the filming of this movie" and movies in color must have become popular together), and it actually appears as though the tiger got the best of it.

If the Havant & Waterlooville security team needs guidance from an anti-streaking expert I'm sure my mom could be made available.

I wanna sex him up.

La Liga > EPL > Bundesliga = Eredivisie >>>>> MLS > Serie A

After years of shilling for big pharma, Money Mutual and Scientology, should we even be surprised that Montel Williams' next gig would be with al-Qaeda?