Not to get too quasi-Freudian, but I'm distinctly troubled by the fact that when I first saw your comment my mind read It's a shame, I hear he does a great Visanthe Shiancoe Waltz... look at what you've done to me, Deadspin!

Terez Owens seems to think he knows who E.K. is.

Keith Ballard, former defenseman and charter member of The Canucks Who 'Til Recently Had a Ni

Couldn't agree more about Jim Cornelison. The man does a great job. (Sidenote: I wonder what Real Amerikkuhns would think about the tradition of clapping throughout...)

I'm still rocking a crackberry and thus wont be able to appreciate the iPhone/iPad-friendliness of the redesign, but I can nonetheless see myself liking this new setup. Only complaint: the lack of "notifications". I have no friends in real life so those were the closest thing to human interaction I would experience…

@Red Ned: Very similar, though they get much better weed in Boulder.

@Clamps: Welcome aboard.

serenaded them with "Piano Man." He also had a couple of drinks.

producing a commercial designed to get rejected is a much more cost-efficient way to get your ad out there than actually having it run on the Super Bowl

@Otto-Mann: In situations like this, I've found you can't go wrong with a box of Depends.

@NoonesMakingACanoeOutOfMe: I blame John Lynch.

I was disappointed the Sun-Times article was not more inflammatory based on on the article's URL: jerry_angelo_blasts_jay_cutler.

@norbizness: Ozzie undoubtedly borrowed one of Jose's suits for the photoshoot.

@BlylevenTheDude: You win.

@Step aside, Son: More likely this year's Wicker Park Fest.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Giggle.

Is Hanssön fully legal yet?

Will anyone hear your grunts of mild ecstasy as you force yourself on yourself?

First time a "personal guarantee" from a mortgage lender turned out poorly? First time a "personal guarantee" from a mortgage lender turned out poorly.

@WipeMyPujols: Sad but true. The unfortunate but unstoppable explosion of corporate synergies is by far the most annoying consequence of Disney's acquisition of ABC (and by extension ESPN).