Casillas should apologize for apologizing.

@bigbensweiner: Lowballing the lowballer, I like it.

I always thought that Charles Xavier's "aliens in India" story sounded a little fishy.

@Squirrel_Blitz: +1 this is not Detroit, man!

@Desi_Relaford: I had not even thought about the implications for having to write out the whole damn division name in the standings. As somebody who (a) appreciates the elegance of combining efficiency and simplicity** and (b) had not even thought about how awful that will be, I would like to call a vote of "no…

The new logo is dumb but largely harmless. As a lifelong Big Ten fan I am horrified about this "Legends" and "Leaders" when discussing the status of teams. Unless the SEC secretly trademarked "East" and "West", there is no rational explanation for this other than Pentagram's Michael Bierut and Michael Gericke needing…

@Body By Bacardi: I don't know, but I bet Christopher Guest would.

@PotbellyJoe (etc.): It still doesn't justify McSorley, but shit like that sucker punch starts to explain why somebody might want to seriously injure Brashear.

What's the second rule of Fight Club? Knowing the difference between "prostrate" and "prostate".

"Some Gawker websites are obsessed with athlete dong. ______ on the other hand, runs no dong but those of the very best."

@Sonar Jose: +1 Joe, a plumber

Anybody interested in watching Marques Tuiasosopo starring in an abbreviated allegorical representation of Marques Tuiasosopo's professional football career should fast forward to the [1:10] mark.

@JanetRenoManchild: Agreed. And so long as we are going to be known for something other than Coca-Cola, Jerry Springer and neo-Imperialism, it might as well be hypercholesterolemia.

@fistpump,bro!: If I didn't love Wisconsin as much as I do then I might suggest it's discrimination against fatties. (But I do love Wisconsin, so I won't.)

@JanetRenoManchild: Optimism: almost as American as capitalism.

Students embracing capitalist principles by selling tickets for exorbitant prices: Treasonous dickheads.

@JanetRenoManchild: "Way to harsh my mellow, bra," says the guy who bought his plane tickets for the game this weekend.

"Don't spay me, bro!"

@AirBratz23: Geh

"If God with me, who could be against me."