Great, that's just great. Now Justin, show me "Shut the door and knock next time, mom!" look.

@Its The Beer Talking: I was there and can assure you it was everything you imagine it could have been, and probably a bit more (as far as beer goes, anyway). However, as a native Madisonian, I suddenly feel inadequate because the reference to the "Kopp's/Culver's debate" flew right over my head...?!

@DumpsterDining: Double-wide, indeed.

@Brenda Warner's Unemployed Ex-Stylist: PODH

"I would like a fruit salad with all three."

A sad glimpse of humanity, yes, but if you really want to get depressed just take a moment and imagine where our country would be right now if these godamn South Floridians were a little more accurate with their punches 10 years ago.

@desperatehours: That's "clever," dammit.

My journalism career, you see, has been one extended facepalm.

@InSinSeer: And here I was thinking that incest predisposed the next generation to mental defects.

@Orin Incandenza, MILF Hunter: Though not necessarily in that order.

@norbizness: Gold.

"I'm more like Favre than I'd like to admit."

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Dude is one big, walking, talking whiskey dick.

@RedNed: Bielema is getting out coached - for the 5th season in a row.

Bielema is a moron. Tolzien sucks. Nick Toon is worse. Niles Brinkley is the second coming of Brett Bell.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: #flimsy

@SomeAuthorGirl: Though perhaps a bit of an oversharer.

I have to knock it just a bit for ranking Brazil/Netherlands as more exciting than Uruguay/Ghana in this year's World Cup, and I certainly hope that the site has the bandwidth to add Champions League soccer sometime soon, but aside from those minor quibbles: ho lee shhhhh... as a DVR-it-and-watch-it-later afficionado,…

@FavreFAIL: You'd definitely have a better chance of seeing God with Rodgers' — seeing or hearing a hell of a lot about, I sometimes get those confused.

@KickPuncher: What do you mean, "too"?