Ah-fucking-men. Well put, Barry.

@Achiever: Damit. Me too.

Duke students: The suffering insufferables

@Smokey Tornado: And/or how about #thoseassholesgaveuponcardsfans... losing a majority of games down the stretch to the Astros, Brewers, Cubs, Pirates and Nationals is inexcusable. I've been a huge fan of LaRussa. He has done great things. But our second half performance combined with things like that whole tea party…

@Dancing Milkcarton: Being a long-time fan of the Milwaukee Bucks has prepared me for times like these.

@Victrola Cola: Ohhh, I dunno, probably working out the details of an arrangement to sell my soul in exchange for a long-term deal for Pujols, a rightfielder — any rightfielder, and a magical recovery from David Freese.

@Victrola Cola; @IanKinslerFan: Well, you know what? Fuck you both then.

@Nacho Friendly: I thought I read somewhere that "Ted" (aka Andrew) had fallen out of love with the show?

@vodkanaut: Every night I go to sleep praying that the Lord will bring M.M./T.T. the wisdom to pull the trigger on one of the five trades they have been considering for weeks now. An yet, every morning I wake up only to be reminded once again that there is no God.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Mike Gundy is... The Mentalist. Sundays on NBC at 10/9 Central.

@Delonte, Interrupted: Way to go FriendlyFloyd, another post-racial fairy just lost her wings.

@Walk Off HBP: Yup, at least until easy bites you in the ass by getting said ass fired.

@Walk Off HBP: Blast! You must've slipped in under my radar with this one.

I stared for 15 minutes just waiting for them to bust out with a "Can I get a witness from the congregation?" — but no, nothing. Whatever, I'd still hit it.

This all smells like an elaborate ruse to keep my man Arbitro out of the bigs.

One Washington (State) school said, "One head coach isn't cool. You know what's cool? Five head coaches."

I just don't understand why this five co-head coaches thing isn't catching on.

@Dolla Dolla Bill: That's just good stuff right there.

@Paradise: n00b!

You put all your eggs in that basket, and The Game turned out to be absolute shit.