You wear too much eye make-up. Irma Nici wears too much. People think she's a whore.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Anybody who tells Roman Abramovich to fuck off automatically gets at least one pass in my book. That being said though, this will not end well for Neymar (at least as far as his future with Santos goes) and will definitely not end well for Santos.

@Murray Hewitt: Based on a screenplay from Murray Chass and featuring an original score composed and performed by Sarah Donaldson.

Tip o' the cap to Playoff Beard (mi malo for not adding the tips hash).

@Playoff_Beard:

After learning a few years ago that Buccigross is not, in fact, Canadian, I added him to my Top 10 list of ESPN personalities. (Note: it also includes Brian Kenny, Teddy Atlas and John Clayton's disappearing ponytail.)

Murray's mom really screwed the pooch in forgoing her Chass-ity.

You can be damn sure this sort of nonsense would not have been tolerated if Marge Schott was still around.

@Hatey McLife: Things I used to think were fucking badass: mummies, cavemen, Tarzan. Fuck you Brendan Fraser... stay away from aliens, ninjas and human cyborgs with machine gun hands!

- Deadspin: The best thing that ever happened to Sarah Donaldson.

@Murray Hewitt: Understated, just like the man himself.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: That man knows his way around photoshop.

@PolkPanther: For the record, I apologize for stepping on your toes above but after how long it took me to do using MS Paint I felt compelled to go ahead and post it anyway.

O AN HE HUNGRY

If she ever matches up head-to-head against Quinnipiac's Patty Massa, I certainly hope Negro beats her.

Thank God this plan was snuffed out. Lord only knows how many innocent (albeit unnecessary) wristbands and shiny dragon shirts would otherwise have met an untimely demise.

Oprah=two and a half men

Given their Chicago heritage, I would've assumed "White Knuckles" was a tribute to Drew Peterson.

@Dandy Koufax: A fantastic metaphor indeed for playing for Crystal Palace.

@MarxKarl: Its been a rough start to the campaign, both in terms of results and injuries (losing Defoe is a killer), but it was at least nice to see us sneak, nay, limp into the group stage. Returning to the CL next year is going to be a chore now that City seems to be stepping right in for Liverpool in a modified Big…