@Mr. Met's Morphine: Hug.

Good to see Berbatov starting to regain his Tottenham form, though the Spurs fan in me still wishes he was at WHL.

And not for the first time, Texans come to D.C. and fuck shit up.

@Armen Tamzarian: D'oh.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: Indeed, perhaps even more absurd than Justin Bieber guest starring on CSI.

Btw, anybody see/know what happened to Ryan Matthews?

Unbelievable decision not to challenge that INT in the endzone by San Diego. Even worse announcing by whoever this color commentator is. Idiots, the lot of 'em.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: To their credit, they recently updated the stamp to "WHITES ONLY - NO BLEMISHES".

Today's installation of utterly unsurprising trivia: Russ, Georgia's temporary mascot, is not a candidate for the position of Uga VIII because he is not "completely white".

You just knew this organization was going to go to shit as soon as Matt Millen left.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: #notfastenough

@Chazz Michael Michaels: The #passiveaggressivearchipelago approach will only get you so far with the ladies.

Does this make Forte a bad person? Sure, but not nearly as bad as anybody here who makes a Bruno Fernandes joke.

"At the same tiempo, I'm 2.7 ahora and fighting gravity."

@Phintastic: Damn, sorry for stepping on your toes a bit up there.

I'm surprised Mike Leach wasn't a better fit. He was such a massive cock.

"I just don't know where I'd be without you, little guys!"

@DAULERIO: Exquisite hineyholation

@SisterCarrie: Indeed.

@Drunken Midgets: I wouldn't know whether to nominate this for #hineyholeisland or #lame.