Why not? I do!

Starting with an AutoVAS Lada Niva 4x4...

I’m amused that you chose the word “superfluous” to describe the English use of the u. So many u’s!

Surely you mean this guy?

Indeed. It seems that the US is the only country in the World not using this kind of truck.

It’s an interesting solution, but is there an advantage over what you can get direct from Isuzu?

Calm and confident, he regularly explores new horizons, captivated by extreme scenarios such as driving the Bentayga through sand dunes in the desert, or jumping from a helicopter into the sea.

Are you the one on the left or the right, fairy? I think the one in the middle works for Fox News.

Leap Day Schmeap day. This should have happened on Taco Tuesday!

OK, weirdo

The Police there can also accurately measure your speed and give you an on-the-spot fine for exceeding the 100 km/h limit, even when they’re travelling in the opposite direction. Impressive and a little disappointing at the same time...

Looks more like a Tatra to me...

This car now belongs to the mentalist/motorcyclist Guy Martin. Here he is at work on the Isle of Man:

Thank you for your concern. This meaning of Compact dates back to the 16th Century, and is certainly no longer in common use (in the UK). I think that qualifies it as archaic. I didn’t say it was obsolete.

The clue is in the comments linked to the video. Fuel leak onto rear tyre. This doesn’t explain why he didn’t pull in at the end of the first lap, though:

The movie it’s from is a classic. Just ask Snake Plissken:

That’s not bad at all. I’ve been looking at optimistic dealer prices over £20k.

Clean Sunbeam Lotuseseseses like that one are closer to the $30k mark now, sadly.

Well done, tapzz. Internet high 5. This was lauded as a “World Car”, until everyone realised that the styling was the only similarity they shared.

Lincoln, baby. Those NK Communists wouldn’t be seen dead in/on/behind one of those communist limousines...