Suitable for a long-gone Kim Jong (he was Il, you know)

Now you’re talking, Duke!

Of course, the North Korean elite has access to the finest vehicles ever made. Check out Kim Jong Il’s funeral procession for proof:

Yes, but text-enabled phones used these letters for text guidance also.

That’s what the letters on the number keys signify. Back in the pre-smartphone days, it was possible for people to tap out text messages at an astonishing rate by keying in the correct combination:

Ah, best you don’t start looking into the history of Bond vehicles, then. Not James Bond...

I’ve always thought of myself as more of a Jet Set Willy, but Manic Miner was good too:

Also, taxation.

Typical ignorant liberal media bias from the Evening Standard. Those aren’t Reliant Robins. Those are Reliant Rialtos...

Check yo’ spelling, Sean

If only there was some way of earning thousands of cash dollars a day working from home. I just wish someone would contact me to explain how to do it.

I will inform my accountant immediately. Thanks for the tip!

It is actually leased from Air Atlanta Icelandic, according to none other than Mr Dickinson himself:

If you don’t have $50k, perhaps you can persuade Lada to let you order a Niva “Marsh”:

This is from an 850R. Available in Manual and Wagon combinations, but I’m not sure they did a brown one (other brown manual Volvo wagons are available). The signature colour for this particular one was a pale yellow:

I think Volvo did the IKEA look first, and rightly so:

Since the Iso Lele and Lambo Jarama have already been suggested, may I present the Bitter Diplomat CD:

Just make sure you pay for the right insurance policy to go with it. The last time I went inadvertently off-course in a rental, it cost me £1000, so don’t do that...

I would say that the new version is the least homologatable homologation special in the humungous history of homologation.

You were doing so well until you got to “(between) Scotland and England”. Have a cookie anyway...