Crush the trucks on sight, same with coal rollers. 

Make the first offense an automatic license revocation and crush the truck.  Bitch about your freedoms while taking the bus.

I have no opinion/knowledge of the value of these, but they’re seriously the absolute goofiest looking cars in recent memory.

For $5,700, this needs to be your summer sled. Even during COVID times, I’m telling you, this thing is exactly what you need. I had one of these when I was living in St. Pete, and let me tell you something: I was still only marginally successful at attracting women.

A 14 year old 118k mile AMG is already a grenade with the pin pulled. But this one’s been modded for more powah, upping the ante and the risk factor. (the F&F A-pillar gauges look right at home. In a Civic.) It might be a NP at 15 kilobucks, but that’s just going to be the entry price, as I’d be living in fear of a…

Out of warranty AND questionably modified? AND half the price it was new, now 16 years later? We gotta get out the mondo pipe to fit in all this crack.

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

Shhhhhh.....Darwin told us about this

El Camin-ohm. Resist the ordinary.

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

AirPnPee, the new kidney sharing service, has really driven down prices.

Wait, a kidney is only worth $40k now?Millennials ARE ruining everything! /s

I remember one of my neighbors in college having one. She was around my age, so I assumed also a student (off-campus rentals). At the time, almost pre-internet, I thought “whoa, how could a student possibly afford a Lotus?” This was just after Pretty Woman, after all.

For the price of a used Miata, you can get something more distinctive and uncommon. It’s not about pretending it’s a real Speedster (though some of these replicas can do a pretty good job fooling even the armchair ‘experts’). It’s simply about the fun of driving. Chocolate, vanilla, there’s no right or wrong. Lots of p…

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Thanks so much for all the kind words Stef here’s a picture of the car as it sits now without the orange