The marriage part was lovely and sweet, but I can't help but to wonder if any of them will regret this decision whenever a memory of their wedding comes floating back and it's accompanied by a soundtrack of Macklemore. To each their own, I guess.

He truly is the Katy Perry of rap.

Macklemore winning over Kendrick Lamar is just another example of the Grammys being a marketing tool and nothing more. Ehhh.

I find it hilarious that people are so upset. It's 2014. Do you really still expect the Grammys to reward merit and live up to the names they give to their awards?

is Best New Artist still cursed? Does this mean Macklemore will go the fuck away now?

my buddy's sister-in-law makes $64/hour on the computer. She has been fired from work for 6 months but last month her payment was $21859 just working on the computer for a few hours. go to this website ­ℂ­a­s­h­4­6­.­ℂ­ℴ­ℳ­

"I'm actually pretty much obsessed with etiquette and politeness. That's why I kicked him while he was sleeping."

"I'm actually pretty much obsessed with etiquette and politeness. That's why I was late to my flight."

"I'm actually pretty much obsessed with etiquette and politeness. That's why I was hung over and…

I would like to know what he's going to do for a "living" once his dick lets him down, or he gets AIDS or something from all the amateur sluts he's been porking.

So let me get this straight. Buying something nice for yourself that you'll use on a daily basis means your "compensating for something" now? People still use that tired, boring cliche? "Oh, he's got a nice car, must mean he has a small dick and that's actually a rug on his head! Lololololol!"

Or perhaps it tells us that men AND woman can do and buy with their money whatever they please. And there is nothing else to read but that from your silly article?

tl;dr
Unmarked spoilers, no real point and self-indulgent rambling that verges on masturbatory. A typical Jezebel winner.

Nope. Down, fur, and leather feel glorious and I feel not one bit of compunction when I wear them.

Wow, what a giant case of putting words in my mouth. Yeah, i didn't say any of those things whatsoever. I was stating that your comparative example was not a valid example, as the situations can't be compared. Maybe more along the lines of someone like Shia LaBeouf. He's gotten drunk and psycho and beat people up in…

EVERYTHING written by Lindy West is a keyboard shart.

And Macklemore, and Justin Beiber, and Rick Ross, and Nick Cannon, and Jaden Smith, etc. etc.

This article is a fart.

Thank you. The award is very prestigious in sports, and if he deserves it, he got it. They shouldn't take it away because he's facing rape allegations. This is about his football career, and overall success, not to be yanked away because of a recent news story and to satisfy other people's desires to see his life…

You missed the part where I stated the oppressive symbols are related and directed at everyone. Let me frame it for you in a more simplistic manner:

replied to incorrect wrong comment.

Yeah man, bottle to the targets head has always helped me to have my way with them too! *thumbs up*