More like Lizzie Boring, amirite?

Are you trying to tell me Lindsay Lohan isn't a douchebag? If so, then I realize you are the greatest troll this site has even seen.

Corn and tomatoes. It's the variety you can get in heirloom plants is amazing. I had a Mr. Stripey tomato plant this year and the fruit was gorgeous.

Hahahahahahaahaha, now I know you're white also. Which Eminem song is your fave?

I have successfully grown cherry and grape tomatoes in pots of the left pot. I would never try a bigger tomato, but on my deck I had a great cherry tomato plant along with several pots for herbs. You have to take plenty of care of it but it yielded nicely and was healthy through its life cycle.

sayin', cos... you are trying way to hard not to appear white. You should join me in the garden, white brother.

You may not realize it, but even though your comment was completely coherent and relevant, you just called fairly vexed and every other woman on the planet a bitch, according to her.

I said that as joke because I figure you were surely trolling me by mocking my ethnicity because I said I had a fucking garden. Me having something isn't a slight at you. But really, now that I know you are retarded, I'll go ahead and recommend that get that GED, got to college, and try to make a better life for…

It was a joke ass clown. I don't care if you think I'm white, you're obviously jealous you don't have fresh produce.

Macklemore is bitch bred.

Did you just fat shame in a Lindy West article?

You are saying racist, demeaning shit to me and when I come back with an obvious joke you label me a troll. You fucking suck, thanks for playing though.

Oh, I give less than a fuck. I have a down pillow that is to amazing to feel any negative feelings about.

No they don't, getting a very large terracotta pot with good fertilizer, adequate sun, water, and proper clipping will yield a stunning cherry tomato plant.

Which heirloom vegetables did you grow this year?

Maybe if you worked harder you would have a quarter acre garden too.

You can do a hanging garden perhaps, or a window sill garden for various herbs. Don't limit yourself if you want fresh goods. One potted tomato plant can produce quite a bit.

Why do you insist that I'm white? I grew okra this year, you know.

Only partially white, hun. Rich... only in spirit... and money. It's cheap to have a garden by the way.

Don't be a hater. 100' x 100' gardens allow for a wide variety of foods and the ability to share with neighbors and family. Enjoy your not so fresh food, bitttch