This isn't robotic at all, it's the voice I always get when I ask women on dates.

I have a personal quarter acre garden, much tastier.

Yes, to the point that a week in bed is definitely worth it.

All of your vegetables must also be store bought with pesticides and it should be made illegal to own seeds that can naturally reproduce.

You took a semester of choir senior year of high school, didn't you? Everything you said is bullshit.

Christ, KoL is so generic now. How many times has that chord progression been used.

No clue if you are being sarcastic or not.... but you definitely should have been banned and you aren't very good at that.

Great opening! Sums up everyone's Christmas wishes.

Ass-pained Jezebel slacktivists are - by far - the most entertaining breed of the modern Internet faux-justice police.

That is questionable wording though. Excellence with integrity is related to the college football players performance. So while you could argue that it means integrity in general, it could also be argued that it means the candidate is a fair player on the field, isn't showboaty and displays the kind of poise expected…

Even if he is gay, who cares?

I see nothing wrong with this. If he had all of the qualifications for winning the Heisman and hasn't been charged with a crime, there is no reason he shouldn't have won the award.

You missed the part where I stated the oppressive symbols are related and directed at everyone. Let me frame it for you in a more simplistic manner:

Hahaha, it's funny how I could say the exact same thing to you. And since all four instances you've been off to fun time it's been back to me I can only assume we will be best buds here on Jez. Looking forward to our next exchange, hun.

Bahahaha, I love that the reason you gave for why Christmas is a false equivalence is the same reason that a Swastika is. Thanks for agreeing with my criticsm, hun.

Oh, you didn't hear?

She'll continue being smarmy and dull to cover the fact that she hasn't presented a single logical argument to support her conclusions. She stated an opinion about the crudeness of the middle finger/Childs and seems to have convinced several people it's logical by saying it exhaustively.

Actually, it's a false equivalence, since the swastika invokes an entire institutionalized system of oppression that the middle finger can't invoke. The use of a racial slur or symbol isn't directed at an individual but is an attack on every person in that oppressed class, which is why a comedian can call an…

Jesus, these articles are getting ridiculous. I will try to pull a Phoenix Tso though.

The situation is a bit more nuanced than Black vs. Woman. Here, there are instances of systems that have historically fucked over both sides of this case. So in our assessment of Jameis' side, we have to acknowledge that as a black man he as been oppressed by the judicial system when it comes to rapes of white women.…