Enjoy buying your mother's affection for one more year

Nah not trolling, just the only way I could explain why you are getting so defensive about my statement. Do you feel that you have been less than kind to your madre so you need to compensate with gifts?

No better way to honor your parents than to give your money to Wal-Mart, aye?

Yea, and I'm willing to bet you are the type that won't. Get out of here, corporatist scum

Don't buy any gifts. We need to ween ourselves from this corporate bullshit. How about you spend a pleasant day with her, catch up, bond, and try to make the relationship closer and stronger instead of buying her a shitty blender and ignoring her until Mother's Day. Fuck this gift paradigm and fuck this article for…

No way, until you've been to goobendork and casburn you haven't been anywhere.

Do it! Let's see that judgment, bitch. Though your PERCEPTION might not be as great as you think.

. Don't just start name dropping /b/ to show where you've been, Ari, because you don't know shit about how freaky it gets.

Are you kidding me, Ari? This isn't close to the strangest thing that the internet has offered. BACON HATER FILTHY BACON HATER. (Pork is the most disgusting of all meats, if you enjoy it then you enjoy the taste of piss.)

FILTHY INTJS! THE ONLY THING YOU FUCKTARDS CAN JUDGE IS THE STREAKS IN YOUR PANTS AFTER YOU'VE SHIT YOURSELF!

FILTHY INTJS! THE ONLY THING YOU FUCKTARDS CAN JUDGE IS THE STREAKS IN YOUR PANTS AFTER YOU'VE SHIT YOURSELF!

Wow, what a boring article.

FILTHY SCUM INTP MASTERACE REPORTING IN!

INTP, bitches. If you aren't INTP then you can't hang out with me. Also, chances are you are inFEE-rior. (100% chance of that to be exact)

Bahahahahahahahaha.

What's your favorite strain of weed?

Ari, I know I am impressive but please don't idolize me. It puts way too much pressure on me.

I know Ari, I was just pulling your leg. Your snarkometer might be a bit off.

Ari, you don't have to make a burner to try and burn me man.

Limo! Cmon Ari, WTF!!!! We get it, you have limos man.