That was the point. You are dropping all of these names about your cars and financial position and this and that and NONE OF IT IS IMPRESSIVE. You seem so insecure Ari, and when you do join that club, make sure to tell all of is about it. Reread what you wrote because it looks like you brought up Target specifically…

Upper middle class, Miata, BMW. You sound so insecure about your financial situation man, just join a yacht club and get it over with.

So if we make the global air supply smell like pussy, men will be less aggressive? I'm down for the cause.

If only she was this dedicated to being a Congressperson.

Calm down hun, don't get your knickers in a twist. Do you idolize JFK due to the impact his assassination has had?

It doesn't matter that he in particular was assassinated, only that the assassination caused events that are still being felt today. So fuck that the media fetishizes this event!

Haha, are you really nitpicking over the spelling of yea?

Yea, I'm not too interested in your perception of me. Could you tell me how the assassination has affected you?

Well damn. (What are few of this impacts, apparently I am not feeling them adequately?) To me it seems like we should give a shit about the impacts that are still occurring, not necessarily on what happened then.

Yes, we can learn the causes and effects of the assassination, but why should I care that it was JFK in particular. It just seems strange to me how much of an idol the media has made JFK. Of course I might not be the audience either. There are tons of people that were alive or whose parents may have been profoundly…

Why is it important for us to care about the specific incident? Yes, I get that assassinations aren't a good thing, but why should I worship the Kennedy family or care about all of the various intricacies of who fucked who on Air Force One, or how much blood is on her blouse?

It looks their efforts are working. The fact that you capitalized family as though having Kennedy as an adjective makes it a proper noun is pretty telling.

How does it impact you personally, Dear?

Why is everyone pretending this matters so much? Do people born after 1980 really care about this event in American history?

What is a "tech" job nowadays? I don't mean this to sound disparaging, but is a secretary at a Silicon Valley start up what is being labeled as tech?

Extracurricular: Drinking socially with those in your network.

it's dying out friend. I wonder how many of the guys over in Silicon Valley are sitting around putting all done. I can't wait until my generation are the "olds"

For the man that doesn't take off his boxers when he fucks

The most dramatic O-face known to mankind.

That's true. Though there truly wouldn't be that need if the land that have been occupied by the Palestinians wasn't being systematically conquered. They really should have just put Israel in Australia.