Replicarception? or Fauxception

Only ever so slightly disapointed they didn't drive the tractor with some two wheel action. The youtube screen cap had me wishing. That would have made an awesome video epic. Maybe next time.

Assuming

I just assumed these things came from the factory with a wonky bumper. Rarely did I see one otherwise.

This is awesome, a modern day Norman Rockwell. I would totally get one of these if I wasn't married, but if I did get one, I probably wouldn't be married.

Hi I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat, I need to talk to you.

Off to Craigslist to price these, because I can't get up from my desk for a good 10 minutes.

That GIF works perfectly on so many levels. Well played.

You wouldn't even have to put those stupid bullet hole stickers on it, because it has real ones.

I know sound travels 25 times better in water, and I remember as a kid getting in the water as you describe, I could hear the boats in the lake. But in your case, I might guess this is some sort of internal clicking to you. Maybe TMJ, or something going on with your ears.

True you can make a decent burger on a cast iron pan, but you can't make a great burger. Show me a self-respecting burger chef using a cast iron pan to cook a burger, and I will show you a person who is longing for a flame seared hamburger. The nice thing about cooking on a grill, is if you press your burgers, you…

I agree, there is nothing like a burger cooked on a grill. Also does anyone really have this problem? "Oh, the top and bottom of my burger are cooked, but the sides are raw, kind of like a meat oreo." Said no one ever. If you are cooking your burger in a pan, just put a lid on it for a minute, and it will do the…

Queen said it best...Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round.

Yes and no, that was a test mule, so I am sure it was instrumented with tons of sensors, and parts were swapped in and out on the test engineers whim. So it can get a little messy in the engine bay. I am sure they didn't plan on anyone but technicians and engineers to be looking under the hood. So why make it…

Not seeing the poll today, and I don't think it was visible yesterday. Running Internet Explorer 9 on Windows 7

I am about to blow your mind. We can put a pontoon boat in the back of the 797

You must be new here. Here is a nickle's worth of free advice. If you are looking at a COTD, you can gaurantee $kaycog will be a the first commenter with a picture relating to the subject matter. It is just how things are done around here, and I and the Jalopnik commenters would appreciate it if you appologized to…

No, I think Volvo's are pretty reliable. Now I think they were testing an auto braking feature, but I am not sure if it has come to market yet.