I have been brining for a few years now. I have noticed that there is more room for error, since even when I overcooked the turkey, it still came out juicy. Brining is debatable, but I have had such good results, I will never go back. Alton Brown’s method is my go-to. No basting required.

That’s how you get fit.

It’s like we elected the comments section of YouTube to the presidency.

I unfortunately know a couple alt right people... The Alt-Right simply views him being gay and any aspect of minority support for their “cause” as proof that they are in fact NOT racist, and if anything, post-racial.

It is not false. Congress does not expect to act on an aid package for Puerto Rico for a few weeks, at best, a rate far slower than their actions for the mainland. That is a documented fact, widely reported over the past two days. There are some variables in that delay that are unavoidable, but it is a FACT. See this…

If you know what you’re talking about, you can hand wave it.

And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance, Florida man? Everything! A circular concrete driveway. A pool. A... wife, who records your every dumb stunt. Two pick up trucks. A four-wheeler AND a golf cart.

“Features unique to that first year include pushbutton exterior door latches, smaller 7-inch wheels, and the omission of the Stingray badge on the front fenders.”

I was trying to stick to the whole corporate slogan schtick, but Hunger Games certainly works, too.

See this?:

I wanna drive a bearclaw.

I’m the king of using Nitrite gloves in my garage. I have 3 different boxes/types depending on the job I’m doing. I tried to get my dad to use them but he is super old school. He likes to joke and say that I think I’m a doctor but none of my food tastes like orange hand cleaner when we eat dinner after a long day…

No kidding. I just started using them in the past year and can’t go back now. The sweaty hands took a little getting used to, but it’s awesome to be able to plunge your hand into pretty much anything and simply be able to peel the gloves off at the end of the day. That and oil wipes off of gloves much easier so you…

Which is a bit of a Catch-22 because the main reason people were buying ‘shit’ at WalMart was because they didn’t have the income as they lost their jobs and had to take lesser paying jobs (or two). WalMart and their ‘shit’ was how some people were making ends meet. There are no easy solutions, but continuing the…

Agreed! Welcome back, Mr. Robber. You hope had a good vacation, now never do that again.

Finally. That was one of the worst weeks of 2016.

The perfect actor already exists to play DT:

Your mechanical adventures play out like a sit-com:

Can’t be Jay, that person is only wearing half of a Canadian Tuxedo.

Ok, ok this guy is a real zero that’s true. Just think back to when you guys were beginning, huh? Raphael, you had a face like a pepperoni pizza. Patrick George? Everybody thought The George was brain damaged. I, myself, was so talentless that real mechanics used to beat me up once a week. So this guy is a total…