RIP poor Sardonicuss. We knew him not so well...just like a little bit.

I just got mine a couple of days ago. Because I read an article last week that compared that strain, to the one that hit in 1918. The one that only wiped out 20% of the worlds population.

I pick up on that a bit too, but it’s better than the American evangelical “women are primarily mothers who should breastfeed but ONLY WHEN LOCKED OUT OF SIGHT” thing we have going here. It’s a low bar.

This pope served in So. America where breastfeeding is as natural as breathing. And it should be in every civilized country.

it’s darkly gratifying watching conservative american catholics try to square their aggravation at a (relatively) more progressive Pope with their belief in infallibility

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

I loved the Last Jedi and I think this makes an INCREDIBLY important point, which is we need just an entire movie based in the bougie ass casino watching asshole alien malcontents do debauchery.

I cannot fathom feeling this inadequate.

I know you mean it as an insult because you’re a sad misogynist with a weepy dick, but “100% Bitch Bucket” would make an excellent tattoo.

I was thinking a ‘Kung’ plate would be nice.

You should get a Ford Ka. Then park it beside the Pao. You see where this is going, right?

I’m Gen X, and I think millennials are great. There’ve been some goofballs, but most of the millennials I’ve worked with have been hard workers and serious people.

Let’s just mind our own business maybe

Right? I love everything about pregnancy and motherhood so far, but we’re stopping because of everything you mentioned. These dickheads act like I just want to keep my hard partying lifestyle and just don’t want the personal limitations of children like it’s a selfish thing(not a problem, you do you). Newsflash: It’s…

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

We just need John Oliver to host future Presidential debates.

THANK YOU on behalf of your girl - I had to beg my mother to let me see a derm, and had to put up for years with her saying “oh, it’s not that bad, look at that girl with massive cysts on her face or that boy with eczema, it could be so much worse!” and then my derm put me through two rounds of Accutane and I’ve just…