Back when you could make a cheap little shitbox, advertise it as a cheap little shitbox, and sell it as a cheap little shitbox to people who knew they were buying a cheap little shitbox for cheap little shitbox money.

And, because Terry Crews is such a gift of humor and joy to this planet, I’m posting this happy gif:

Melania, honey, whatever you paid for that suit was too much. It’s very unflattering.

Is it overreach when the government tells me I can’t enrich uranium on my own property?

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.

Yeah, clearly a hoarder. Look at the junk in his garages. Some of these were great cars, but most of these dont look in great shape. not sure that there are enough people with the resources to fully restore these cars.

A car enthusiast like yourself may see no problem with this.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

“My eyes will search the horizon to see that curve”

SPACE Y’ALL! SPAAAAACE! I recently watched this documentary about the Voyager spacecrafts (that have been out there for 40 years now and became the first manmade objects to leave our solar system a few years ago) and it was one of the best things I have ever seen. So incredibly moving, and so informative too.

Absolutely. You’re right. Doxxing is dangerous. I mean it literally when I say that this is not doxxing. This is a more effective version of milk cartons and wanted posters. This isn’t trying to root out the identity of someone who anonymously said some shit you didn’t like online. These pictures aren’t being posted…

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

Colleen Dagg is officially invited to all the cookouts.

Honestly this is what it’s going to take. While I don’t condone violence, it’s going to take white people calling out other white people on this shit. Also this is a classic case of don’t let your million dollar mouth write a check you 2 cent ass can’t cash.

I love really short hair. I have dreams about the day I lose enough weight to rock a pixie cut without looking like a marble perched on a beach ball. (I have a really small head.)

My mother-in-law uses it. Our bathroom looks like Tony Montana’s desk at the end of Scarface by the time she’s stayed with us for a few nights.

She’s definitely rude to her colorist.

Her hair color is really bad for her skintone. If she were more a buttery blonde with some lowlights and it was softer, she’d look younger. Also her makeup is very bad. She looks cakey-powdery. If she wore sheer makeup and had dewy skin and was more natural looking, she’d look more her age. I also think the way she…

“Dolt 45"?

Oh my Lord, Panama, I had no idea you were going through this. I have tears in my eyes right now. I would say that I cannot imagine, but I can. I have not spoken to my parents in years. I drew a very reasonable line and demanded respect and they refused. I will not back down and I will not regret it. I support you…