That doesn’t look like anything to me.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

How unfair to set bond at $2 million. Clearly, this guy already has enough economic anxiety.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

Bannon looks like he smells like cigarettes and pee.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

Seems like the military taking political sides is pretty divisive.

Why? Is the American flag not good enough for them anymore?

^ this person is probably 12

Which is why unregulated capitalism devolves into social darwinism. Capitalism needs better heads to moderate its influence. And those are heads we are in dire lack of ATM.

Humanity and compassion should trump profits every so often.

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

Lol

I’m sitting here questioning all my life choices, when I decided not to pursue politics/law for a career. I want SO badly to be a lawyer right now.

This is all great, but things aren’t really going to get better under Cheeto Benito unless people just start actively defying the office of the President. It’s terrible to think that we have arrived at a point where civic responsibility suggests active defiance of the rule of law in this country, but the law is now…

As a Muslim, I’m quite terrified of encountering a Trump supporter.

Why, because Christians don’t bomb people. Just ask the Planned Parenthood clinics that have to front their buildings with castle-thick walls.

I’m 1,000x more afraid of being killed in a road rage incident by a Trump supporter with a handgun than I am about being harmed by a Muslim from another country.

Every time I read stories like this it just reminds me that white people would humanize before they would humanize black people.