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Maaaybe, except Viva Glam is usually a minor campaign. They’ve been doing collections with celebs for awhile now, so I don’t see why they wouldn’t do the same for Caitlyn. Hell, they’ve even done reality celebs with a Sharon and Kelly Osbourne collection and a LGBT-celeb collection with Johnny Weir.

Ha... I lost not one, but TWO friends to pining over a particular jerk wad. Dude is dating Friend M. I introduce Friend M to Friend B. M and B get along great, and B starts hanging out with M and the Dude all the time. Eventually, B and Dude get a bit too close, and Dude leaves M for B. M is DEVASTATED. Just...

Per Rowling’s Twitter, the first movie is to be set in New York. Since she’s heavily involved in the script process, I’m cautiously optimistic.

Right?! Of course she’s not suing. She’s not upset. That bitch is fucking thrilled to be able to brag that her selfie sold for $100k. She’ll use it as self-justification that she’s fabulous and everyone who has a problem with her shady business practices are just haters.

Yes. Cool, berry-toned lipstick on her is divine.

Yup. The review reward system for Birchbox is aces.

The Real Chemistry peel reminds me of when I was a kid and working with rubber cement. You know how you can let it dry on your skin, then rub it off and it pills into little balls? It’s like that, only on your face. Gross, but soooo satisfying.

I highly recommend the blog of the costume emroiderer, Michele Carragher. She has fantastic detail pictures of several of these.

Yes! These roses have thorns.

ARGH, THIS SCENE. Let’s sit around and debate literary merit to make ourselves look smart while we’re surrounded by wooden furniture and paneling! Whee!

I was thinking she must sleep standing upright in a closet somewhere to prevent that masterpiece from getting the slightest bit deflated.

This time last year Vogue was trying to tell us that skinny jeans were out in favor of giant, JNCO-style jeans. I’m pretty sure you can safely ignore their pleas.

I’m mesmerized by her hair.

Ugh. My last apartment I lived next to a wannabe EDM DJ. Every goddamn week it was the same. damn. thing. Monday - Wednesday he’d start “composing” around 11:00 at night, just as we were trying to go to sleep to go to work the next day. Thursday nights, he managed to have a gig at a local bar. He’d inevitably invite

He was too pretty. Just ridic.

My ceremony was performed by a retired judge who was one of the first female attorneys in my state. I work in the legal profession, so when we went in for our planning session, it was 5 minutes of talking about the actual ceremony, and an hour and a half talking about how much of a boys club law was and still is. It

Nichelle Nichols is the most elegant, gracious person I’ve ever met. She also has fab jewelry. That’s it for my wonderful celeb stories.

YES.

Is that why she’s wearing a turban? If so, you’re brilliant and I look forward to this movie.

Seriously. If your ancestors came from a small island nation especially, they were sleeping with their cousins.