Gah, the moment they lost Peter as a cast regular is when things start going bad for me. They sorely missed his warmth and goofball attitude. Morgan and Reed are just caricatures at this point. I mean, remember the pilot when Reed was introduced as the sexy bad boy? I’m still not sure how he’s turned from that into…

He also photoshops skin into plastic doll uncanny valley.

Psh, try an electric induction stove. Best of both worlds - ridiculously easy to clean, power of gas but without the risks. Only downside is having to buy the right sort of pans.

Gotta love the little feathered freaks. Mine is FASCINATED by the washer. It has a glass top, so he can watch the water pour in and the laundry move. It’s like birdie TV.

Nope, she actually did pluck them out. Per her memoir, Eileen Ford, the founder of Ford Models had Grace do it much like how Tyra Banks makes America’s Top Models to crazy-ass stuff during the makeover episode. Afterwards, they never grew back. You can look at some of her old modeling pics and see that they’re…

I had a flower girl and ring bearer, but no maids/groomsmen. When pressed, I had two default answers:

I love that they even dug up a late 90’s dragon t-shirt for extra authenticity.

So has Beyoncé previously, and she’s done it better than this effort. She’s becoming a derivative of herself, which is getting boring. Just once, I’d like to see her show up to one of these in something ridiculous and costume-like.

Ha, I was just thinking about the CA-to-Seattle transplant trend. “It’s so green here! Everything is so relaxed! There’s so much water! I can walk to the bars! There’s mountains and water and boats!”

Uh, Seattle here. I wouldn’t say we’re tech starved. What sort of crappy rates are you talking about?

For you.

I was reading along with semi-interest, got to that point, and went “Oh nooooo....” As much as I’d want to support such a bill, EWG’s involvement makes me think it’ll be covered in bullshit.

The best barbeque in Seattle might be The BBQ Pit, but we’re an awful city for barbeque.

Taking carry on baggage with last boarding class? What flights are you using that the overhead isn’t already full by the time you get on?

Which product are you using? If it’s Dip Brow, that has a nasty learning curve even for the most experienced makeup people. Brow Wiz is a bit more newbie friendly.

Incheon Airport - Unfortunately, most of the restaurants are outside security, but who cares, because Incheon is the BEST airport to have a long layover. Free showers. Hotel rooms inside of security available in 6-hour blocks. Great shopping. Yummy Curry King. Free arts & crafts projects. Watch a traditional music…

His friends probably have run the Canadian National Anthem joke into the ground when you’re not around.

I was once in for a pap smear and my doctor was doing the standard, “You’ll feel a bit of discomfort, please don’t kick out or close your legs.” Exasperated, I snapped out, “You can clearly see that I get my pubic hair ripped out once a month with hot wax. I’m sure I’ll manage.”

I had a nurse one time who gave me a 10-minute lecture on the importance of sexual agency. Apparently she was raised Catholic and until she saw a Very Important Episode of Oprah at the age of 32, she felt too guilty to demand satisfaction.

I have an ex with ridiculous Snuffleupagus eyelashes. He used to pull them out because, “they get in my way.” Like... what?! Are you tripping over them? How is that even possible?!