Gah, I'm in love with this photo. I wish I recognized more of those bottles! I guess that just means I need to spend more time and money buying perfume...!

Strangely, the color sample of radiant orchid looks more like the coat than the sample above does.

I bought this trench coat from Nordstrom about a month ago, so can I feel smug for being ahead of the trend?

My grandfather worked at the Pentagon during the Vietnam war, and part of his job involved receiving reports of casualties before anyone else. One day, his brother-in-law was on that list. Being kind of in shock, or maybe just an idiot, he called up my grandmother immediately.

Wait. So... the host is making the easily portable things (bread, salad), and having you cook everything and cart it to her house? Honestly, I'd be equally pissed at the hot.

On the plus side, if you get glaucoma you can get a prescription for bimatoprost (aka Latisse). Longer lashes AND no babies! Win-win, ladies!

I guess we should be glad the male actor wasn't in blackface? But seriously, wtf.

9th grade health class, we had a specialty instructor come in for a week to teach us about sex - or rather, to teach us about abstinence. Naturally, one of the days was focused on birth control and how totally unreliable it was and how you would eventually end up pregnant, diseased, or dead unless you waited until…

I do the same thing every year. Like, "Oh, hey, I'm older now. Maybe that means I like eggnog now? ... nope, still gross. See you again next holidays, eggnog!"

In Sicily, they put french fries on pizza. How that isn't a thing in the U.S. baffles the mind.

I like the way you think.

If not for all the other reasons people listed, I'd assume that it's because people are mistaking him for an Olsen twin with that hair and that outfit.

I had recently found some Polaroids my dad took of my mom when she was 22. Pre-Snapchat, if you know what I mean. Once I got past the, "AH, MOM! MY EYES!" I was like, "my god, those abs! I am so sorry I ruined that for you!"

Thank you for the motivation that I sorely needed to clean out some of the 16 (!) various lip balms, lipsticks, and lip pencils from my purse.

In browsing a gallery of previous opening ceremony uniforms, I came across this gem. 1980 Lake Placid Winter Olympics. Fighting the Cold War through stereotypical fashion choices.

As with everything in the 80's, the US Winter Olympic uniforms in 1984 brought the crazy. Because nothing says skiing and skating like cowboy hats!

From the website itself: "These would probably make better adult costumes but kids definitely make cuter models."

I've done Ipsy and Birchbox.

My husband and I skipped the adult attendants! I totally recommend it. No hassle about outfits, plus our friends/family could kick back and party instead of being on duty. We did have a flower girl and ring bearer, because kids are cute and I needed someone to hold my bouquet. We asked older kids who would be thrilled…

Honestly? The easiest way to make brown eyes pop is a bright blue eyeliner, but that's kind of hard to pull off day to day. A nice brown eyeliner with metallic flecks will be way easier and more versatile. Try going to your local Sephora and check out the Urban Decay 24/7 pencil eyeliners - they have a whole variety…