I'm not sure if you want them to ship the bedazzled thong or Matt Damon to your location, but either way, I agree.

Our summers are the best. Not too hot for the festivals, perfect amount of wind to go chill on a sail boat, easily accessible bodies of water to splash around in... Ah. And everyone understands that the office empties out at 3PM on Friday afternoons in the summer, because that glorious ball of warmth in the sky will…

Get an induction cooktop. It's magical how fast water boils in it.

I think it depends on what part of the night she brings out the cake. 10 PM, after only a single drink? "Oh, that's so cute! But no thanks." 1 AM? "OMG, BEST IDEA EVAR!"

If she's the exec who was responsible for Windows 8.... yeah. As much as I want to be excited for a woman in charge of a major gaming platform, I'm not optimistic.

Our list is over 150. Do I know all those people? Not really. But in the interest of preventing what passive-aggressive in-law fuel I can, they're on the invite list.

Initial reaction to headline: "Well, DUH, that's why you should eat waffles because waffles are totally better!"

Reaction to article: ".... Oh. So I'm just brainwashed by waffles."

Meanwhile, my sunglasses disappear at the end of every summer. I can only assume that there's a portal in my closet that opens every fall and leads my sunglasses to a magical land where they can lounge forever poolside, free of being-stuck-at-the-bottom-of-a-purse.

Not gonna lie - the first time I hooked up with my guy, it was because he had AC during a Seattle heat wave. It went something like.... "Do I want to come over and hang out? Meh, it's hot, I don't feel like... Oh, you have AC? BE THERE IN 5."

So much this. There's a group of girls that I must occasionally socialize with (wives and girlfriends of my guy's childhood friends). I was trying to figure out why they continue to give me the cold shoulder last night, after another evening of being left out of "fascinating" conversations about college (which was…

Yeeesss. They around here, these women tend to abound in non-profit work, because of course their parents don't mind subsidizing their desire to save the world (until they get married and have a kid, at which point they join the Junior League and various committees relating to their children's school). They'll be the…

Nice use of icing on the frosting.

Bro-adjacent, due to involvement in Lonely Island. "I'm on a Boat" is pure bro-fuel.

I hope you sweetly smiled and said, "You're right. Not everyone is gifted enough to write scenes about self-enemas with such authority and realism. Why, it's almost as if you've spent a LOT of time with your head up your own ass to be able to write such a scene!"

Mirror's Edge getting a sequel is huge. Faith is exactly the sort of female protagonist that we SHOULD be getting excited about. Hell, there was even a backlash against her "not-sexy-enough" looks the first time around, but the developer hasn't budged on her character design.

Eh, I still prefer seeing clothes on a model for an online shop than when they just have it laying on a flat, white backdrop. Especially buying dresses - if they're shown on a model, I at least get a sense of where the dress is supposed to hit. Measured length means nothing when a poofy skirt is involved.

I kind of hate myself for my reaction: "OUCH... dude, I want that dress."

Unf.

Agreed on the TV show. Which... is kind of an odd association to build.

Huh. He picked the world's most famous church where you can't get married.