If I'm shaped like a bottle of Bvlgari Omnia, no wonder my chiropractor stays in business.

So much this.

What, no red ones?

Are you opposed to all rings, or just diamonds? If it's the latter, just find a diamond alternative you like or get a plain band. I've always thought meteorite rings were rather cool. Either plain, with a chunk of meteorite instead of a stone, or with moissanite (a clear, sparkly stone that actually sparkles more than…

It's a totally bizarre thing to say. I always want to answer, "Yes, he COULD buy me another diamond... or a car... or put our children through college..." but, I just smile instead. We'll see who's a burden on society in 60 years, bitches.

Even if you had spent some money on it, people don't believe it unless it's a giant monstrosity. Doesn't matter if it's yellow and cloudy as Victorian London, it's all about the carat as a status symbol. My ring is small, 'cause I've got tiny, child-size hands, but it's quality. You wouldn't think so to hear people…

I dunno, I see it more as:

Bwahaha. Someone's going to be a fun teenager.

Mmm. Or, the reverse if you wear heels most of the time and they catch you in flat Old Navy flip flops: "Wait, you're short! Why are you so short today?!"

Looks like it's cork, which can be kinda ugly... and the area by the trim is dirty.

I love that article. Reading the list of vetoed/approved names... oi. What's with New Zealand?! Yeah Detroit? Keenan Got Lucy? SEX FRUIT? And yet... Number 16 Bus Shelter is okay?

Yup, the old "All that stuff" = stuff you do for your own entertainment. Stuff you do that they don't notice = "You look so good today!

Nail polish is the best. I get to play with pretty colors AND I get to admire it on myself all day. What's not to love?

Ugh. Nice Guys who feel the need to tell you that you look better without "all that stuff on your face" are the WORST. Honey, I didn't spend half an hour carefully blending green, blue and gold eyeshadow into a peacock inspired look because I wanted to get in your pants. I did it because WHEEE! I can make my eyelids…

What are you trying for? Just a basic work for look? A smokey eye for going out? Something bright and fun? I'd suggest finding a Youtube beauty guru who's style you like and watching a few of their videos to get an idea of the tricks and products you need to get the look you want.

Aaaand... double-take after reading the headline as "2013 Brings Stars without Bodies." I watch too much Futurama.

Ammonite by Nicola Griffith! But... that's the only book I know of with female-only characters.

"And make sure to write back, 'cause it's not like you have anything better to do and I don't care if you find letter writing boring, my entertainment is more important. XOXO, Lincoln."

My grandmother got pregnant two months after my mom was born! And it ended up being twins. Not recommended.

You must try chocolate from Sicily. They've got shops in Modica that still make it according to the the recipes developed when chocolate first hit European shores on Spanish boats.