Oh, man... I was in 5th grade and still clueless that Uncle S was trans... so maybe middle school?

No kidding - I had a transgendered uncle growing up. Had no clue that he wasn't always a dude, I just thought Uncle S was unusually short for a guy and had a funny raspy voice. Your average kid really isn't interested enough in adults and gender to really pay attention.

You seriously misread that website. The website you linked to listed 18,727 reports of adverse effects. Of those reports, 8% were "considered serious." This is out of 35 MILLION immunizations. Do the math - it's an absurdly small number of reactions, and even smaller number of serious ones.

The vacation aspect of e-readers is so key. Find out you really hate that book you were planning to read on the beach? Two seconds browsing, and something better is wirelessly delivered. Need several books to get through the week? No big deal, as they won't be taking up extra room in your luggage.

Yes, half of the range is glitters. This is actually their holiday collection and OPI has a tradition of doing glitters for the holidays. Here's a swatch, so you can actually see the finishes on some of the colors.

OPI's glitters have had fantastic coverage in the last few years (see: Mad as a Hatter). Should be good in two coats.

Bad times! That is a double-whammy.

Sorry, but one of the points stuck out for me - why no candy in the Easter baskets? I mean, that's something you personally would be in control of, right? Aren't Peeps, Robin's Eggs, and Cadbury eggs all nut free?

Eh, I don't think Toad confuses people as much as Birdo.

Clearly, you both just have awesome taste in baby names.

"She opens the doors to those who did not know you could have a small, shapely and perky backside without the large size."

The thing about OPI releasing a knock-off of CND's Shellac this fall confuses me. Isn't that just Axxium, which has been out for at least a year now?

Am I the only one who thinks that Blond Shep looks like she's in severe need of a shower with that greasy looking hair and post-night-on-the-town eyeliner? No? No one else thinks she looks hungover?

The brand is Essie. Best guess for color is Turquoise and Caicos. It's a bit greener in person, but that might just be my monitor. It is a lovely color, though I've had issues getting it fully opaque in the past. Makes for an awesome pedicure when not being used for 80's parties.

That montage with that song destroyed me.

Maybe the radio microphone represents The Little Mermaid's voice?

re: The "gap" in that picture - it looks like that might be a swatch, not a real manicure photo. Nail bloggers often leave a gap between the color and the nail, so that it's easier to remove the polish and re-swatch to a new color when they're trying to quickly get photos of new collections up.

Dude. Even Grammy Grapesoda doesn't use lipstick that frosted.

Maybe women's teams need training like this?

If only Vogue still put models on the cover... clearly, Cindy Crawford can still rock that.