Antisemitism?

Rod Young

Bobby Martinson

Gary Pruckler

Bagels are better than donuts and you know it.

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You read it here first: the Jewish community are anti-semites compared to DJT.

Everybody here is a Minty fucka & I’m too ill to be a quattel.

...says a buttlicker who carries around a Slimmy and still wears baseball caps. RIGGITY-ROSTER!

Yeah, you know what? Stop eating oil.

So in other words, it’s for storage? What other word do you use to describe a place that is intended for storing things???

Wow. Sucka da peenis. This hurts my heart.

OMG no. As a former fifth-tier pass runner for two five-star restaurants, hair drying a cheesecake will break down the phosphoproteins. Use the cheapest, least-comfortable TP you can find. It’ll hold together and even if it’s coarse, it won’t be coarse enough to make an imprint (unlike paper towels, which will).

The joke’s on you, buddy. My family has been keeping the same strawberries in a FreshWorks container since the we came to this continent in the 1750s. Just as juicy and fresh as the day we bought them. From Tesco, obviously.

Expert: Are you high?

Yo, fuc that. #1 on my list is buy premium Snapchat from theassprincess. I don’t want any body seeing that shit yo.

Hey, I’m a petulant asshole and I fucking love Leslie Jones.

No offense but I have seen dicks. DICKS. Like in Wednesday which was the day before yesterday, yo. Nope. Not having it. Gary and rustam can say when at that like, but when it comes to true and honesty, serious things like Trump over Hillary or the met over coal socials, then you know there’s something wrong and there…

What is ass copper??

What is ass copper??

Holy butthole with a cummy peenis going in and out of it. I’m literally insane but I could never in a million years set down a jar of heavy shit like that without saying the fuckword four or five times. Ntiaomb, but 👉👌 ☺😘 😒😁💦