We feminists have been fighting for so much more than the right to objectify men and judge them based on physical appearance. This is too small a victory. Think bigger.

You had me at dicks in butts. 👅🍆🍑💦💦❤😁😘🍆👉👌👉👌👉👌👅😥😒👅

No way would a professional designers leave the default name of the executable in the title bar of the window. Fake nostalgia is only as bad as you make it, folks.

I do remember Usenet.... But these days O just hang out on /b, and shake my fist when people call me an oldfag.

...you wouldn’t even know about prolapsed anuses if it weren’t for porn.

Omg no. The very last thing I want is to get in trouble with the Rundells.

I don’t mean to be a flaming prickhole about this, but it’s really gotta sting for the Clintons (and for Bernie, Lilia Cavendish, Tom Tancredo, and Tony Blankley...) to have complete and total proof that Bob Rundell was right about this primary.

We cancelled out free wifi for customers because of neckeards who came in to pirate movies. It was easy enough to block bittorrent but swatting other streaming sites just became too much work.

Lololol lololol

Beck in the sevendies we called them billary Clinton but I see now hill Billy is a better name for it

Please post a pic of you rubbing the two halves of the sandwich together. For science.

Add Strictly Genteel, Sweet Dreams and This Is Halloween to the list . WE GET IT. YOURE EDGY, LOL

Fuck all of you. Wiener Winks ftw. All other uses for hotdogs are invalid you shitvaginas.

Am I the only one who interpreted the word “member” in the headline as “penis”?

I’ll never understand why he stopped using his birth name, Penis Morris.

She’s going to make you pay deerly for jokes like that.

Terrible example. It’s 2016. Even your grandmother never feels like peanut brittle at this point.

I live in Wisconsin and have electric heat. My most expensive electricity bill is usually February ($228 this year). In summer my electric bill usually drops to $55-$65/month. I bitch about it every year to my friends, but these numbers are pretty average.

I don’t get that sense at all. If anything, he’s elevating the importance of deadlines. You’re just a slacker and a communist.

Oh, shit, you didn’t let Korrok in, did you?