I can see absolutely no other place she could keep all her Jell-o

I have no head. Your argument is not valid.

If it hadn't been nailed to the perch, it'd be pushing up the daisies!

That looks painful. Eschergirls, anyone?

No bending over without shoving a spike into your stomach. Glad to see boob armour is still as practical as it ever was.

That totally looks like a Studio Ghibli character right there.

HAL Laboratory, Inc. was named that way because "each letter put them one step ahead of IBM". Iwata said it himself. Does no one read Wikipedia anymore?