I don’t know what’s up with this photographer either because I can’t find any other mention of the guy or the photo on Google. Too bad, I’d like a wallpaper of every photo Bash spotlights...

Not the same without a shot of the hoodie...

As a girl whose arms look like spaghetti, I have to say that at times, I struggle lifting a piece of paper.

I’m sorry, but at some point a bowl just won’t cut it and you gotta move onto buckets.

I hope she can afford surgery. That wrist action looks nasty.

If I don’t move, breathe, blink, or think, these things stay in my ears for 3 seconds.

That is not how you hold a bow, lady. You are not a crossbow.

Hiiii Doctor Nick!

I don’t get what you’re saying. No, a speech writer did not write that, the PRESIDENT did. He also delivered it while suffering from smallpox. I fail to see how a talking chia pet with his “you know’s” is in ANY way superior to Abraham Lincoln.

I’m not one who widely advocates teleprompters, but there’s something to be said about written speeches. I’ll illustrate via example:

That’s a nice way to put it, but it’s still wrong. There’s realistic art and there’s stylized art. Realism is grabbing a lady from the street and painting her exactly as she is. Stylizing would be blowing up proportions, enhancing colors, etc., i.e. doing ANYTHING to make it different than it really is.

stylize

Members of the original cast of Ghostbusters

Mmmm, plot.

It totally looks like a price tag from this angle.

A good friend of mine had breast cancer and had to have her left nipple removed. She couldn’t afford nipple reconstruction, but knew a tattoo artist and had him make a realistic mirror image from her right breast. The result looks pretty damn good, but obviously looks fake if looked at from the side. Do you think…

Isn’t that what marriage is? :(