But-but-but it's FORMAL and IMPORTANT!

Hey, sometimes you feel like teabagging the Merc driver, and sometimes you feel like teabagging THEIR ENTIRE CAR.

Speaking of "UH OH!"s.

I'm not much of a hellaflush guy, and I actually don't care so much for the low ride height of my JSW due to having grown up driving at the height of a Tahoe, S-10, then a Tiguan (so, progressively lower over the years). And being 6'-1", climbing up and out of the JSW makes me groan sometimes. And yea, the QX56 does…

As a former Chevy S-10 4x4 and then a VW Tiguan 2.0T owner, I can't disagree with any of your points. I miss driving my own car (well, truck) off road, and everything about the Tiguan in general (except the MPG). But, the cargo-hauling capabilities (minus towing, of course) and MPG of the JSW win out for me mostly…

I'm assuming since you point out that that's not a stock photo, that's your car. I have a JSW TDI in the dark gray and like those decals you have. Where'd you get them?

Last night I fit 7 people in my 38mpg JSW TDI. Your 23mpg SUV is stupid.

Actually, I think we were well past that point a couple months ago.

Hilarious. +$42.05

Considering the amount of water involved here, this is also applicable.

NOW you tell me about this. I saw this exhibit last weekend and was bored with it 10 minutes after I got there. This would have transformed everything for me.

Here's our Tiki Barge in Baltimore. Sure, the pool is smaller and the bar isn't exactly gigantic, but at least ours HAS a bar. Just don't dump your daiquiris in the pool because it makes the water look bloody.

That's awesome, and understandable why you'd cut back on the off-roading. That also answers my question of whether it survived that drop, then. Looks like a soupy Liberty-swallowing sinkhole. Apparently your Liberty made it out alive.

I totally agree, and I've only just heard of it today.

You Offroad Liberty Once

I'm sure the cinematographer could think of literally hundreds of other fast-moving subjects to film too. He just chose skateboards, BMX and dirt bikes. You gotta start somewhere.

While that may be true, I've lived and driven all over the US and have found that those people exist pretty much everywhere. Every time you find a fun road and open it up for awhile, you'll inevitably get stuck behind some slow person doing any number of things but enjoying the drive. It's infuriating every single…

Sandy, UT - plenty of windy canyon passes (Big Cottonwood Canyon, Little Cottonwood Canyon) for your curvy driving; plenty of snow for your slippery sliding. Here's a nice route from Sandy through the Big Cottonwood Canyon up to Solitude ski resort.

Thanks. Your comment was a 1%-er.

You misspelled "100%".