Eyeglasses first, please. Rain always finds it way onto the insides of my lenses when I don't have an umbrella. Then it's like I'm walking around with tiny fisheye lenses on my ... lenses.

Yea, I know where it's from. I was just playing along.

Why do you keep whispering that?

Swipebright. Swiiiipebright. Turn on the magic of sliding light!

Snowcat. Track treads for smashing, giant plow for people catching.

Those PenisalamiG batteries will go great in my Fleshlight. Thanks Gizmodo!

Replying to promote.

Yep. I've done single songs, small playlists, large playlists, auto-sync, drag-n-drop. The works.

Hopefully iTunes 11 will also allow music to sync properly. My iPhone has been hung out to dry by iTunes 10.6.1.7 freezing at the "Determining Tracks To Sync" for the past few months. No amount of restoring to factory, restoring from backup, Googling or forum searches have allowed me to get around this. If I uncheck…

Because bigger numbers make it seem like you're going faster.

Phil Collins. He could "oh, one more thing" the Invisible Touch (Screen) to us.

I'm not saying it's the correct word for the situation. Just suggesting that it seems to make sense within the semi bro-speak context (no matter how poorly written that context may be).

im·per·vi·ous [im-pur-vee-uhs]

Offroad Rolls?

Yep, I've been doing it for years in FF by hovering and pressing delete. No Shift required.

Hey, pigs like lipstick too, ok?

A real blockhead, this one.

Is that an upside-down Toyota logo, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes. And Jennifer herself is the one on the right with the lip hair.

The tent has 3 arms, all of which you sleep in. So technically you're both right.