@wagedomain: That idea is boss. I'll start using tubular today.

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: If she doesn't like deer, she can just do an "Oprah's Least Favorite Things" episode and give the deer away to the audience. They'd probably still shriek and cry tears of joy.

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: I'm getting behind a "Fresh" comeback myself.

"Rad": the 80's version of today's "Awesome" (which is in itself a throwback to the 80's).

@N00BIES: I think the one in the back qualifies as the tow package. The two in the front are the Motorboater Package.

@N00BIES: One for each?

This wouldn't be the first time I dressed my lady tubes in neon water.

@Chernobyl: You're the one eating ABC gum off of desks.

@Chernobyl: Where can we watch your upskirt videos?

Batteries not included.

@rock99rock: For never-ever seems that long until you're grown.

@Ryan: Yea, m-me too. I'll uhh...s-see you out there? Ok great. Cool. Keep it up.

Get to work on the jet pack.

@Ryan: What's today, like the 60-day anniversary of that? Did you write it on your calendar? Can I ask any more stupid questions?

Tomorrow.

@Dogm1: Until Four Loko Ohno (Apollo Anton Ohno's hyperactive grandmother) broke up the band.

Finally- revenge will be mine, Tina from marketing! ALL MINE.

Needs more ominous orange backlighting.

Can I have a second one to measure my total monthly bandwidth usage up to 250GB? Thanks for the "unlimited" Comcast!

@Disabled_Vette: No, but it will sit in your idling car in the dark outside your friends' houses for you.