@CallMeJordy265: You act like you've never seen a middle-aged teenager before.
@Chernobyl: Except the site would need a more apropos name for that type of activity
@jepzilla: As an architect, that's what we assume all structural engineers say to one other in the break room while complaining about us.
@DadeMurphy: That second set of feet is horribly close...
@Scarred4life: I'm guessing you're not in need of water?
@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: I would like nothing more than to speak officially about various matters on behalf of you.
@Ron Hextall's Mustache: No kidding. I read the title, rolled my eyes and cursed aloud at work thinking I was going to have to go back to spending more time in the bathroom. Thankfully, it's Android only.
@Zeni: Select?
@hostile-17: Sure, I'll install another 1.6GB of updates to 9 different programs for the 3rd time this week!
@theloverly: Ah, good call. I hadn't thought that far into the future yet.
I think I just got a- wait- yep, that's a boner.
@Jackstick: Hey, I don't blame you one bit.
@Jackstick: Just add some spikes, long hair and lightning bolts and
@qingdom: They still make CD-R/RW's?
Blue. The color of the future.
Having friends like them would be exhausting.
@zegota: Obviously it's because drinking excessive amounts of Chernobly causes memory loss.