@FriarNurgle: Midnight, Meat, Train, The...

@catsmeatpotterpirbright: And no, I'm not a hipster.

This is incredible. Wish I were able to see it. Of course as soon as it's found, someone will get killed by an oncoming train in that maneuver described above and that will be the end of it.

@FriarNurgle: RUN BITCH! RUN!!!

@tedknaz: I've always wanted to be the cause of a slow clap.

W-w-what's that Lassie? There's munitions under the boat?!

@OCEntertainment: Check out my display's resolution! Go ahead. Put your face right up to it.

We've had these forever at work. They're made by Kimberly-Clark too, and don't have a tube (or the space where a tube should be). The paper roll is rolled solid and held in place by pins on either side.

@Squalor: Or used, Raspberry-flavored popsicle sticks.

@McMike: Hey- where'd you get those matching tongue depressors?

@Salacion: Not true. The fork has 4 points it would like to make.

@socket7: Good point. The lady at CVS will look at you funny when you try to explain what's on your roll of film.

Nothing is too difficult for enterprising nerds. You hear me? NOTHING.

@BreakfastBourbon: If there is, please let me know.

@Bant: Electric Burger: I guess I should have picked a much higher number, like 300. Point being that the robot's arm wouldn't wear out.

Oh, YEA? Let's see if Chris is still bowling 259's in his 30th straight game.

That's right, Robot. Get back down there and set the pins back up. Do your job.

@The Intangible Fancy: What does this have to do with footwea— ohhhh, I see what's going on here.

Hey, isn't it actually spelled: Gramomophone?

@hambonegravy: So easy, even a LOBBYIST can use it!