@DrSpaceboots: So you're saying if I use this cream, they'll be all up ons?

@moonshadowkati: You don't want to get sloppy and trip over your Hammer pants. It can be pretty embarrassing.

But that was down in Australia. Here in the US we should expect to be 1 hour early, amirite?

@moonshadowkati: Perfect. That's right after lunch so I'll have the most energy. Doing the running man can get tiring.

@Zinger314: *motorboat*

@The Captain: No really. Amanda Hugginkiss. Can you find me one?

@The Captain: Amanda Hugginkiss.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: Robbie was always my favorite scientist.

You'll blow out your eardrums!

Ricky Bobby Cleveland just wanted to go fast.

@moonshadowkati: I sploded your comment.

Love tires? And they're sunny and rainy at the same time? Sounds about right.

@Everyone loves Vitto: How 'bout a washing machine and the Maytag man in a speedo?

The layperson (like myself) appreciates the bolded text.

@Cochese: Tanooki Suit Epic: This is what I wanted to know (the bit about AiC's new singer being legit). Their last studio album didn't completely convince me, and having never seen them live I wouldn't be able to compare old to new. So, thanks.

@Courteous_Gentleman: Screwin' and drinkin'. Drinkin' and screwin'. It doesn't even matter which order you do them in.

These tools look real!

But, I like that combination Pizza Hut and Taco smell!

@Copernileo: I replied early on to Jesus' "Stars for everyone!" comment, refreshed and saw that the number of comments had doubled in the time it took me to type mine.

@blyan-reloaded: I think we witnessed the birth of a meme 2 hours ago and we'll begin to see the death of it starting......now.