@Dartimous: Sorry. More specifically, this:

@Dartimous: Then I guess you missed out on this:

What's the deal with Monkey Island Special Edition anyway? I play...

Version 1.4.0 (Jun 20, 2009) – "Realistic fart smell" feature removed from app, deemed impossible.

@FriarNurgle: Good point. We'll name her...err...him Pat.

So are the squiggly scissors there to snip the man nipple off of the man boob?

@soldstatic: With ... magnets?

Stop confusing the robots. You'll make smoke come out of their earholes.

@FriarNurgle: I like Power Backs and I can not lie

Maybe?

@Yeah!: What's this American English you speak of? I just speak plain old American.

@kettlewhistle: I have close to 25,000 cards (MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL) from the late 80's-mid 90's that I sadly just don't know what to do with anymore. They sit at my parents' house, formerly worth something, but now I'm afraid to even ask. Looking at a Beckett back then? Fun and exciting. Looking at a Beckett now? The…

Because I can only assume I'll be going out in a fiery auto crash:

@Kaspir: Nobody likes a close talker.

@Duc: Indeed they did. Green Jello became Green Jellÿ thanks to Kraft Foods. But you see, they really stuck it to Kraft when they kept pronouncing "Jellÿ" as "Jello". That'll show 'em!

@fastactingrelief: Just noticed your username. I'm imagining that your comment history is full of swiftly interjected, fart-related commentary.

@Green Jello: Well that settles it. Everyone knows Green Jello always tells the truth.

@fastactingrelief: I'd double promote this if I could.

Bad news: none of them brought their mustache wax.

@ethnt: ::sigh::