@ethnt: So what you're saying is: you're NOT a good-looking chubby kid?

@ethnt: Get back in the basement, vampire!

@Lassa: The sound reminded me of a hovercraft. Which might as well be a spaceship, so yea.

@szrimaging: I was a fan of both the song and the album. Then the TV commercial for the first gen iPod came out, and they've been forever linked for me.

It's a great pleasure to have you all here today.

Instant legal advice and white balance cards? Useful AND useful. Good idea.

@Rogue Agent: Phew. Thanks. =)

@moonshadowkati: Fair enough. But my argument was centered on the legal device (wiretap or license plate) which led to his/my capture.

@moonshadowkati: The analogy wasn't in 'the article is somehow a bank heist.'

@michael: Yes, writing an article and robbing a bank ARE two different things. You're absolutely right. But that was the joke, you see.

I'm suing the DMV. The license plate on my getaway vehicle allowed the police to locate me after that bank heist.

@Curves: LASER BULLETS

The size of the skyscraper's footprint comes as a surprise to the owner of the adjacent building.

I have other hobbies, sure, but none of them is in my pocket at all times, no matter where I am.

@excludemenot: Sure but with a length like that, its effectiveness is dependent on its stiffness.

@george__johnson: Thanks for that, Joben.

@Squalor: Grab your shovel, I'll bring my tent. We'll save these people, damnit!

@DanielJ: I think Light Pencil Saber seems to roll off the tongue best no matter how little sense it makes.

@Way to go, Nuffle: Ok, point taken. But you still haven't mentioned the Pencil Loch Ness Monster.

@Deikun: Yea right. And #3 is technically called a 'Pounder'.