He’s only 35????????!?!?!??!?!

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

Oh wow, I need to make that shirt now!

I only do this with board games, but then I Scrabble for blood.

I’m a pretty mild mannered person most of the time, but I’ll be damned if I don’t lose my shit every time I make a mistake while playing tennis. There once was a time that I was planning on buying a new racket, so I figured that I would take out my frustration on my soon-to-be old racket. Oh man, that was satisfying.…

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Well I do have an iPod Nano but no one gave me the password for the Apple/iTunes account. And there’s no Apple TV down here, but I did have an old Roku I got for sale on Fetuslist. I’m hoping they will set me up with some more shit because it’s getting boring as hell in here. I also weirdly have about 30 US Weeklies…

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT KINJA EEVRYONE LOOK AT IT

Hello it is my understanding that you are the official head of the unofficial Taylor Swift Jezebel dot com fan club. I am the rumored baby of Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift and I am living in her womb right now. If you could please add me to your newsletter mailing list, that would be nice. There is really not much…

I cannot confirm or deny when I was conceived because that fact was included in the NDA I signed immediately after fertilization. I think I am allowed to describe the lovely gifts I have received from the many sponsors of this pregnancy, so if you have questions about this new CoverGirl foundation or this lovely…

Hello, I am the zygote of the Hiddleswift baby and I can 100% confirm that this rumor is in fact very true. I am the baby of Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift and I am living in Taylor’s womb right now. This is where her publicist has asked me to stay for now. I must say, it is quite comfortable in here. Much of the…

This is my FAVORITE Hiddleswift rumor and 10/10 would support.

To be fair, he always looks a little concerned.

Right, like I’d normally put that shit off as long as possible but float “snog Tom Hiddleston” and “English vacation” in front of me and sure Tom I’ll meet your mom.

I’m torn between this shit is fake because TayTay wants to distract from all the Kanye/Famous stuff and Hiddles wants Bond and it’s real and she’s knocked up. Because I seriously don’t get meeting the parents after 2 weeks.

Ungreying STAT

Embrace your kinks. Don’t force others to participate in them against their will in public (Or private, for that matter).

How you know you're a bonafide theater kid: you say DESHTINY at the beginning of One Day More without hesitation because that's how Colm says it on the CD that you played every single afternoon while doing your homework and there is no other way.

For him to think he deserves any credit for ‘saving’ her is just repugnant.