This entire thread is The Best but dear God I hope you have “I Scrabble for blood” on a shirt or cross-stitch or something.

Meeting the parents feels like a LOT of effort for a fake relationship, but I’m super lazy so I’m biased.

Okay, but seriously. Meeting both sets of parents? Hiddleston constantly looking vaguely concerned?

Thanks to this I realized that I am not living my Best Life™ and will not be complete until I see Celine in Vegas.

I read the headline as “undressed” instead of “underdressed” and was very confused about what kind of parties Charlotte Bronte was attending. Maybe the conversation would have been better if it was clothing-optional.

You know, I read that and assumed it was for the Vita only. Thanks, I’m going to check it out.

Fascinating. I’m so bummed it’s Windows only. I really want to support this kind of effort.

*dirty high-five*

I thought about cleaning mine after writing that. I still didn’t.

Oh and I forgot to mention it but they told me to do a thin line of black liner when I was done blending it really does make the colors pop.

Also I feel like the tag for this post should be on a shirt, JSYK.

I have 8: two concealer brushes (one little, one larger), a double-sided eyeshadow brush, eyeliner, blush brush, fan brush, powder brush, and my beauty blender. And I only wash them when I notice my skin acting up from using dirty brushes because I’m a horrible person. And also because I’m busy. But mostly the first.

I just got hooked on Dior Star Fluid Foundation. I’m also very pale but everything I tried just made me feel/look pasty or was too dark and I had a mask. This one has some pink in it still and it’s very buildable. I have combo skin but when I do get flaky I’ve had good luck with the Boscia Tsubaki Oil added to my…

So, I got a makeover last week and was walking around with hot pink/yellow eyeliner and my workout clothes. And you know what? I felt awesome & got tons of compliments at car pickup. So I think it’s more about your comfort level (as cliche as that sounds) than about appropriate events. But if you need to dip your toes…

They had this fancy little color wheel that showed you what colors worked best for your eyes. The salesperson used hot pink and yellow and blended it to orange in the middle, which was amazing but not exactly a day look. I’ve tried navy and gold (gold from the inner corner, navy from the outer, and it made a pretty…

*claps excitedly* I got really sucked into Sephora last week (but in a good way) and found my holy grail foundation/concealer. But that’s boring and the part I was really excited about was OMBRE EYELINER. They had some rep there and the makeover girl was all “wanna try something crazy?” and now I have 6 different…

I love Taylor Swift unabashedly FOR her brand. I have mad respect for her ability to control her image, and damn if her songs aren’t catchy. Her RED tour was my then-8yo’s first concert and the show we’re going to in October will be her 2nd. I can’t share a lot of the music I enjoy with my daughter yet, so the fact…

I am ALWAYS looking for a good dry shampoo, and I have a glitter problem, so now of course I’m sad I don’t get Petit Vour. So far my favorite dry shampoo is Batiste, which I got in a Glossybox I think but is available in Target. It does an excellent job of blending in but the result is very matte. I’m totally going to…

Dammit. *wastes the next two hours*

Okay, I’m back and I am IN LOVE. The scent is subtle and even after a blowout and flat iron my hair is SO SOFT. I can’t stop touching it. It was definitely worth the 500 points. I’m investing in the full sizes.