I was sure the Heimlich maneuver story was going to include Dan shitting himself.

Love the caddie’s watch at the very beginning of this vignette.

What’s behind his ear? Cig?

"...underpaid workers"

Not related to your comment, but:

All hoppy beers are alike.

"I am never adequately prepared for how musical musicals are. "

Looks like everyone had a good time.

The Giants should fire Grandpa Coughlin of course, but there's no freaking way it will happen mid-season. Although that would be the most interesting sports-related event in NYC since Plaxico shot himself in the leg.

It's actually Cowboys at Giants. (Shoots self for knowing this.)

Thanks for giving me the fully skinny on my options. I'm going to go with "Or don't" from Option A, which is where I was to begin with. Thanks again for your support!

Deadspin really not too keen on baseball. What World Series?

I could definitely see Garrett coaching the Giants after Grandpa Coughlin retires (2023).

Josh's costuming hopped the shark two years ago.

...even in the cases when "whose" can be attributed to inanimate objects, but you wouldn't want to use it then, because that would just be pretentious, wouldn't it?

"Famine her right in the potato."

Sweet merciful crap.

Royals fans may not be the best fans in baseball but they definitely are the best fans in Missouri.