NFL players are perpetrators of domestic violence at rates significantly lower than men in the general population of the same age group. (Same with all violent crimes.) If this is true (and there are possible factors [sans data, unfortunately] to suggest why it might not be —like star athletes skating on crimes that…

You know who really needs a sense of humor? Django Gold.

Are you hitting on me?

Beat me to it.

In that case shouldn't we be calling it "The Pants" ?

Not only that, Ray is going to be spending a lot more time at home.

Oh yeah. It would be wonderful to add new tension to a brand-new marriage.

No one gave a thought to Janay? Ya know, the victim?

Did you pick him after seeing what a big hitter he his?

Ravens just released Rice. (ew)

Why the gray-zone hate? We can't help it. I do hope the Ravens don't release the scumbag though, because that would be the worse way possible to support Janay.

Reporter: Did you know that the NFL had seen the elevator video before issuing the suspension?

I think Brian DePalma made the video. Did Brian DePalma make the video?

Que coño ...

Oh that's just gravity.

Goddammit it's Philboid, not Philbold. <3

Give it up, Matt. Mr Disstent has made this whole logic thing his bitch.

This is a most balanced offense.

Drew did it occur to you to write this one without using the R-word? I mean if we're gonna troll these dicksacs let's troll them good.

The drunk guy taking a dump in the sink sounds familiar. Did he share that with Drew in Funbag once?