You'd make more money with 50 asses in the seats because hot dogs.

Okay, I will stop now. Thank you for showing me the light Mr Testicles.

Don't tell me how stupid I can't be.

Your killing me.

I forgive you.

Should be "your" eluding.

The Cardinals fanbase is certainly the most frustrating because it doesn't give a visible target to hate.

"I have already went to college ..."

Yes, Fuck you.

"...deep postseason runs have kept other teams from raiding their coaching staff."

Physics.

"I'll miss the way he cycled between overspending and slashing budgets..."

The Best Period Sports Show Damn It

It's the 'entertainment' part I question. I don't judge other people for finding 'entertainment' in watching automobiles drive counterclockwise for three hours. I am speaking subjectively: I don't find it entertaining. Or interesting. Therefore I don't think of it as a sport. (By your definition, do you include…

Girlfriend, you had me at DURR. I wouldn't be able to stay awake for thirty minutes, let alone be turning left the entire time.

I do that too! And I say 'forward slash' out loud.

Nice.

I'll take that under advisement, Simon. Thanks for setting me straight!

It's very good to see Deadspin covering stories that don't involve a sport.