I think MLB endorses this kind of thing because even it understands that these childish outbursts are often the only interesting things that happen in a baseball game. Not for nothing but Deadspin concern trolling the 'unwritten rules' is starting to be as unctuous as the jackasses who defend them.

Maybe, but I think they already decided to name their team the Koch Smokers.

Boy Howdy. I learned that the hard way. The very hard way.

Gold is a soft metal. Cotto's arms are made of unobtanium.

May I ask a non-FIFA question? What's it going to take for Dan Snyder to change the name of the damn team already?

Your average baseball game lasts about four hours and it seems like six. On those rare occasions when something interesting happens, Deadspin concern-trolls the players and, really, sounds not much different than the dinguses who "respect the game."

A dish best served cold, preferably by Wolfgang Puck.

Thanks for that. That fellow was quite prescient:

Jared will always be a Gashouse Gorilla to me.

You guys really blew it.

Merika: Outshining every single other planet on the globe — and vice versa.

That cap has been popped.

You must be a Capitals fan?

I had never seen the term "shitwreck" until today. (I've been away). Is a shitwreck caused by a shitstorm or are they the same thing?

Yeah, "laid" is the past tense of the transitive verb "lay," as in 'to lay bricks' or to 'lay the boy next door.' The past tense of the intransitive verb "lie" as in "he will lie in the streets" is "lay."

"literally a dream piece"

"A group of students laid down in the middle of the street as some sort of demonstration. "

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