A dish best served cold, preferably by Wolfgang Puck.

Thanks for that. That fellow was quite prescient:

Jared will always be a Gashouse Gorilla to me.

You guys really blew it.

Merika: Outshining every single other planet on the globe — and vice versa.

That cap has been popped.

You must be a Capitals fan?

I had never seen the term "shitwreck" until today. (I've been away). Is a shitwreck caused by a shitstorm or are they the same thing?

Yeah, "laid" is the past tense of the transitive verb "lay," as in 'to lay bricks' or to 'lay the boy next door.' The past tense of the intransitive verb "lie" as in "he will lie in the streets" is "lay."

"literally a dream piece"

"A group of students laid down in the middle of the street as some sort of demonstration. "

#NotYourAsianSidearm

That's because that's what they call bench-clearing brawls at PawSox games.

If that fan had interfered, the umpire could have ruled the batter out, no? And in that case, the runner on first would not have tagged up and advanced? DISCUSS...

I can watch a colony of ants ingest a human foot but I cannot watch the Norman Mailer clip to the end. Too disturbing.

They could resolve the issue today by moving the goalposts back behind the guy holding the John 3:16 sign.

Shit that's where I was about to go with this.