Why are parts of West Virginia forced to endure Arizona@St. Louis instead of Fudgepackers vs Kaepernick?

During a Fox broadcast of MLB game, do a shot of tequila whenever Tim McCarver makes a ham fisted pun or segue.

Ah, the short-bus thread. Where do I lick the window?

Slightly below league average. Slightly.

Whaddyamean "too good to bury" in Why Your Team Sucks? That's all I read in here, and this item would've been missed if I didn't have "Kevin Smith" on Google News Alert. (That's not always as entertaining as you'd think.)

"...the implication seems to be the inclusion of another big name—Braun's—would deflect attention away from him."

I don't think "second-guess" means what you think it means.

It's not just "how PW might be applied," it is the inevitable consequence of the Wager. This is why the most potent criticism of the thing is to point what a dingus All-Smitey God must be if He can't see through someone pretending* to be believe in Him in order to hedge his bets. I minored in philosophy.

Nepotism runs deep: Roman Coppola is also the brother-in-law of Thomas Mars, lead singer of Phoenix. As brilliant as the Godfather movies were, the hidden costs of those films is an extended gene pool of mediocrity.

Momentum isn't a real thing. It's only the description of events that have already unfolded, not some magic "game-changing" voodoo. Drew Magary was right: NFL broadcasts need stat nerds to explain this to Troglodyte Nation,

Wiebe is telling himself to suck his own fucking dick ("...you no playing [?] piece of shit.")?

Thank you for not listing Katee Sackhoff. Starsuck was the weakest link among main characters. Opinions vary, clearly, because I would've included James Callis among the runners-up to McDonnell.

It's a fish-eye lens, so the curve of the planet is ridiculously exaggerated. They could have used a wide-angle lens without so much distortion, but I think the developers put all their effort into PR and hype of a pointless project, rather than technical niceties such as how it would look.

So the Yankees spend zillions on superstars, but still lose to a p(lucky) team with a cast of young no-names and a smart manager. And we're supposed to, what now?, hate the Yankees because some justice was finally served last night? You picked the wrong week to start eating paste, Scocca.

"Future prototype", especially when applied to present-day entities such as Rodgers, Luck, Roth, is the Looper of generic sports-talk malapropisms. I look forward to hearing Dierdorf or, God help us, Goose try to use the phrase in a sentence.

Why did the crime syndicate have to close the loop on Loopers?

Why did the crime syndicate have to close the loop on Loopers?

The reboot torched up red matter" which was a little bit too made up. Maybe this time they will be aiming tri-corders at 'dark matter' which has the advantage of being both a real thing and almost totally mysterious.