@Gamboa Constrictor

I submit for the esteemed commentariat's consideration Pigeon Camera by The Hip.

@PolkPanther: Composition-wise, at this point, those two things aren't really all that dissimilar.

There's one Kane who won't remember all the rosebuds he played with as a youngster.

Unsurprisingly, nobody seems to want to read, let alone publish, my collection of erotic 19th century Presidential bathing stories, Adventures In Grant Sloughing.

"Yup, that'll happen when you leave the key in"

So if you are keeping track I not only lost out on one sure thing but two sure things.

@David Hume: After his motion was denied, a dejected Tyler could only exclaim "I can't believe the judge never botany of my reasons for filing..."

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: I can't even begin to imagine all the saab stories the average Scandinavian whore has had to sit and listen to.

The copious amounts of wept-upon gauze and scarring that garnered him the moniker "The Norwegian Bobbitt" ultimately led to Mats regretting his decision to have an adult circumcision.

Alabama: Poisoned trees = Criminal charges.

[redacted - terrible attempt at wedging in a Northrop Grumman "joke"]

"Good luck finding 12 jurors that aren't related!"

Name of the band, the EP, and the best song on it.

Favourite-hip-hop-instrumental-you'd-like-to-see-turned-into-a-full-track-with-lyrics DUAN...

Best love song of the last 15 years? Best love song of the last 15 years. (Song starts at about 1:25)

I'm working my way towards being able to tolerate all the real excitement inherent in slaying ladies of the night.

Given the myriad source material for disdaining TELTBKAMC* making it to the "viability plateau", the cheap shot he's pulled that pisses me off the most is one I've only heard about (I think this was before I ever had the internet at home), so it might just be one that's made up.

@Always Winning: I was going to round out the top 3 with Soundgarden's CGI video for "Superunknown" as a joke, but methinks some 12 string SRV might be damn close to the best on YT.