@Always Winning: Just aboot there...

@Always Winning: I'll just leave this here while I track down the best video on YouTube.

@EightyEight_MPH: PM'd

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: That may be true, but how many johnson's left her nose brent out of shape?

Unwilling to take one and another and another for the team?

@The commenter formerly known as Murray Hewitt: This Nickelback/Jerry Cantrell collaboration could be one of the most depressing ones ever.

[redacted - fuckin' Nibbles]

@Bob Ryan's Teeth: My lord. WTFuan is right. + however many you want.

Harold Ballard: Can you believe this fuckin' list Petey. Amateur hour if ever I saw it. I ran a national treasure into the goddamn ground. I'm talkin' generational angst baby.

Adding insult to (multiple) injury, Umit stood over the fan and shouted, sneered, then spat - "OZAT HURT!... You fucking cur."

@Back Spasm Waiter: Very nice, if I do say so myself. +1

@PolkPanther:

@AzureTexan: "Missing on an attempt at taking out Wendel Clark's knee."

@Bellwether Johnson: Best stretched out version of Death Letter on YT? Best stretched out version of Death Letter on YT.

@Phintastic: +1 unbroken hundred dollar bill

Interviewer: "So, Mr. Whitlock, how exactly do you use your erstwhile free hand to spread your FUPA for unfettered access?"

/waves arms

@Same Sad Echo: +1

@AzureTexan:Chanel No. 6 my man.

In the name of efficiency, Chris Ofili has already purchased one of these contraptions and some towels. He's also currently in negotiations with Rick Majerus to acquire exclusive rights to his dung.