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Your first sentence's truth value is through the roof.

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Excellent. I've briefly dabbled in Spiritual Beggars tunes before, but now I need to re-visit them on YT.

J.P. declined the invitation to inspect the young lass' dugout, as he felt it to be out of his field of expertise to be judging potential Canadian Miss Universe contestants.

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This reminds me of the time my almost-middle-aged HS homeroom teacher and a teenage volleyball player he was coaching had an accident involving his hog...

"A tossed salad at MLG? To die for. No, really."

Also hailing SIDS returning with a vengeance?

The only drawback to a close, clean game is...

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Until I discovered Kyuss, "No Shelter" by RATM would've been my entrance song of choice. Honourable mention to "Jambi" by Tool.

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